Our motto is "Dangerously Cheesy"

I just hit a new high. If you happened to be one of my coworkers, you just enjoyed the opportunity to see me actually empty the last of this week's Dangerously Cheesy bag of Cheetos directly into my head, via my gaping mouth and tipped-back head, all while sitting at my desk and reading an article about Pope Benedict the MXVIIXMIVC. As I wiped off the dusty orange Dangerously Cheesy moustache that I had just made, I was reminded that I intend (well, I've been intending since Tuesday, since the big announcement) to title a new entry "Il Papa, Don't Preach." I don't want to write it now, but I want everyone to know the title. That's just how I am. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.