Just reading the news

None so good as those including pork, but there was this headline, listed as "breaking news" on cnn.com this morning: Woman falls after dangling from hot air balloon

Who saw that coming?

Also, this.

Nice work on the tagline. You should check out the story, though. Personally, my theory is that what the poor Rev. Kyle came into heavenly contact with was most likely one of the cords running from the generator right past the hot tub to the dj booth, the smoke generator, the strobe lights, and then finally to the disco ball found on the ceiling of his big ex-gay church of lies. Just a guess.

Awesome headline, though.