it's been a while, but this Lil' Dorkly has been a-workin' bushels

Time again for headlines!

from cnn.com: Hubble finds new moons, rings around Uranus

but the big winner is a one-upper found by the oft-industrious Earnestine Vines regarding some recent nuptials of note (from thesun.co.uk):

ELTON TAKES
DAVID UP
THE AISLE